This GIANT COW was abandoned at an animal sanctuary in Britain at just 6 days old. Don’t feel too sorry for him. By all accounts he could sit on you and kill you! He is now 6ft 6 inches tall and weighs over a ton (same as a baby elephant!).  I guess milk really does a body good . . .

If you can’t buy adopt a child from Malawi like Madonna can.  Help their economy! Drink their tea like I do!

It’s delicious!*

* This is just an opinion and does not reflect what Y2kers.com thinks about Malawa’an tea, babies, or anything that comes from that poor a$$ country.

In what’s the funniest/most bizarre story I’ve heard in awhile, a welsh man “dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church”.

“What?!?!”, you’re undoubtedly asking yourself. Apparently this man, Arwel Wynne Hughes, attacked the founder of the church, who calls himself “Master Jonba Hehol” with a metal crutch as he shouted “Darth Vader! Jedis!”

“Hughes claimed he couldn’t remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon box of wine beforehand.”

So how do we know so many great details about this oh-so-memorable tale of light vs. dark? The members of this church had a video camera set up to film a light saber battle between members of the congregation when Hughes broke up the ceremony. If anyone knows if video is floating around the Internet, please let me know cause I would LOVE to see it.

Another freaking weird note found in the article states that “In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.”

Forget Project Runway. If you want a career in fashion, commit a crime in Italy and go to prison!

If you think your family sucks, just be thankful you’re not related to this guy!

In case you didn’t know, you only have a month to live.  Scheduled for June 2008 first test, the CERN – Large Hadron Collider will be switched on.  You understand that the purpose of this particle accelerator is to figure out how our universe was made, and hopefully create miniature black holes…  Here’s a quick fact, we have many pictures from space showing black holes doing exactly what we think they do, and that is Swallowing entire galaxies.  So, when we switch this puppy on next month, create a blackhole, it in turns consumes the earth and surrounding galaxy, what will you be thinking about?

I’ll probably be thinking about the irony of how we came to be… These little ameba particles

that finally grow and in turn create great minds such as the staff here at Y2Kers.  The same great minds that create a 17 mile collider that speeds protons as fast as they can go only to crash into each other.  I mean really, it sucks soo bad for a scientist, they will have spent Billions and Billions of dollars and thousands and thousand of man hours to build this thing, turn it on, throw the switch, have particles race around this 17 mile collider

and then…….   BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF JUST HAPPENED???  Oh wait, we won’t know for another TWO YEARS after we analyze the data…  Sorry super smart nerds, but that just plain sucks…

If you do create a Black hole,I’d tell you one view I would like to have for the show..

My favorite animals are elephants, and i found this site this morning. If you need a chill break its a great place to stop and appreciate the beauty of animals! (Plus, I can’t find anymore pics of preggo Jamie-Lynn at the moment)

Check the rest out for yourself HERE

I know the story is kind of old but

Next time you are sad

Next time you are down

Next time you feel like you can’t do anything right

At the end of that thought, will you promise me something?

At the end of that thought, just say “… at least I didn’t live underground for the first 19 years of my life“.