Want to know if Indiana sucks?

Spill.com promises to let you know ahead of time if a movie isn’t worth the $12 bucks for a ticket and 8 dollars for trans-fat laden popcorn.  In fact, they promise, “”If it’s crap, we’ll tell you.”
Gee, thanks guys. But, um one question. What credentials do you have to decide if the movie is or is not worth a trip to the cinemaplex to fight with gum-chewing pre-teens who giggle and suck face in the back row? I mean anyone can write a review, right? I prefer to see for myself.

That’s a lot of burgers

This GIANT COW was abandoned at an animal sanctuary in Britain at just 6 days old. Don’t feel too sorry for him. By all accounts he could sit on you and kill you! He is now 6ft 6 inches tall and weighs over a ton (same as a baby elephant!).  I guess milk really does a body good . . .

MadaWHO?

If you can’t buy adopt a child from Malawi like Madonna can.  Help their economy! Drink their tea like I do!

It’s delicious!*

* This is just an opinion and does not reflect what Y2kers.com thinks about Malawa’an tea, babies, or anything that comes from that poor a$$ country.

The Ultimate Battle Between Good and Evil

In what’s the funniest/most bizarre story I’ve heard in awhile, a welsh man “dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church”.

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Jailhouse=Fashionhouse (in Italy anyway)

 

Forget Project Runway. If you want a career in fashion, commit a crime in Italy and go to prison!

So I married an Axe Murderer . . . FOR REAL!

 

 

If you think your family sucks, just be thankful you’re not related to this guy!

CERN, Worlds Largest Hadron Collider or Human Existance Eraser

In case you didn’t know, you only have a month to live.  Scheduled for June 2008 first test, the CERN - Large Hadron Collider will be switched on.  You understand that the purpose of this particle accelerator is to figure out how our universe was made, and hopefully create miniature black holes…  Here’s a quick fact, we have many pictures from space showing black holes doing exactly what we think they do, and that is Swallowing entire galaxies.  So, when we switch this puppy on next month, create a blackhole, it in turns consumes the earth and surrounding galaxy, what will you be thinking about?

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Obligatory Art/Culture Post:

My favorite animals are elephants, and i found this site this morning. If you need a chill break its a great place to stop and appreciate the beauty of animals! (Plus, I can’t find anymore pics of preggo Jamie-Lynn at the moment)

Check the rest out for yourself HERE

Arnold was the Last and Only Good Thing to Come From There

I know the story is kind of old but

Next time you are sad

Next time you are down

Next time you feel like you can’t do anything right

At the end of that thought, will you promise me something?

At the end of that thought, just say “… at least I didn’t live underground for the first 19 years of my life“.