Want to know your future?

Okay, I’m as skeptical as the next person. However, I am also occasionally as bored or as stressed-out at work as the next person and need a distraction. So when I found this FREE tarot card fortune-telling site which is easy to use and pretty fun I was excited (plus for all my amigos out there, you can get a fortune in spanish!).   Incidentally, the first time I used it, it had some pretty right-on comments for me. Try your hand (actually you just click your mouse) and get your fortune, but don’t worry about ending up as Tom Hanks in “Big” this doesn’t grant wishes, it just tells you about your possible future! Enjoy!

Elevator Fat People

Fact.

The next person that takes the lobby elevator to the second or third floor that isn’t carrying something heavy WILL be subject to a malicious beating that may or may not make them eligible to compete in the special olympics.

Suffrage in the Workplace

When someone in law enforcement is shot/killed while off the clock they are referred to as ”off-duty”.

How come when other people get injured they don’t get this title as well?

You never see a headline like “Off-duty accountant gets shot at convienence store” or “Un-uniformed NBA basketball player shot in drive-thru”.

Jobists.

We need the Buddy System Again

Ever been stuck in an elevator for a couple minutes?

What about 41 hours?