The Worst Invention Ever…
May 14, 2008 by Dqyle · 3 Comments
…HIPPIES! I think i speak for most of America when i say that i wish hippies would take a long walk off a short pier! You quit trying for “the cause” years ago, you stink, and you use the word hippie to mask the real word…lazy! As Jenny said to Forrest Gump, “Go home”.
The new age of hippie is worse than any other. Ive coined two phrases for the two very distinct type of hippies we have now. First, we have the “get out of my dads Range Rover wearing torn up clothes and having a ratty beard with the ability to afford to go on tour with Phish all summer and buy drugs and other crap but have no job”. This hippie is the “Trust Fund Hippie”. Easy to spot hitting his bong while playing the PS3 on his 54″ HDTV in his loft apartment.
