He’s so desperate, he reads the obituaries like personal ads

 
Okay, these guys in Wisconsin tried to get their rocks off with a dead girl who they found in the previous week’s paper who died in a motor cycle accident. Police say the three men, carrying shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms, went to a cemetery in southwestern Wisconsin in 2006 to dig up the body of Laura Tennessen, 20, who had been killed the week before in a motorcycle crash. They are facing up to 10 years in prison and all the other dead Wisconsin residents can rest-easy in peace because they have now passed an law that it is illegal to have sex with anyone who cannot consent. I guess these guys need to move their taste over from doing it with dead girls to getting it up the butt.