Ticks on a plane!

No, its not a sequel to the terribly un-originally titled Samuel L Jackson movie, this really happened!

Kidnapped and Forced to Do Housework!

I, like many, HATE to iron. In fact I have even been known not to buy something (imagine that!) if I can’t wash and wear it. Apparently so did this guy! Yeah, he hated the chore so much that when he had a big enough pile of wrinkled shirts, he went to the nearest pub, found his ex-girlfriend ( I cant imagine why they broke up . . .  ) and kidnapped her back to his home where he forced her to not only iron, but also to gasp! do the dishes! (he was subsequently arrested) What a horrifying ordeal! not. Uh, listen lady, all who are kidnapped should be so lucky. Would you rather have been kidnapped by the dude in that Saw movie and put in that helmet that smashes your face? I think not.