What not to do with a washer .. .

Okay boys, a  word of warning. No matter how curious you become on weekends while simultaneously fixing your car (or whatever you use washers for) and cooking brat wurst, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TRY IT! You’ll only end up like this poor guy. But lets think for a moment. It may seems somewhat logical, given that the companion to washers are nuts. However, by doing this “experiment”, you open yourself  “your brat wurst” up to speculation smirks from women wondering just what size washer you so stupidly got stuck on your brat wurst.

Here’s hoping if you get caught with your pants down, and washer on that its a JUMBO!