Pretty Panties = Pretty Dangerous

 

Okay. All I have to say is don’t try to squeeze your fatness into a thong thats too small and you will prevent all eye injuries! Also, I’m sure you did not launder it according to the care instructions (who really does) and all those fancy jeweled panties say hand wash and air dry! (Oh, and did we really need to see a close up of her panties!?)