What not to do with a washer .. .
June 2, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Okay boys, a word of warning. No matter how curious you become on weekends while simultaneously fixing your car (or whatever you use washers for) and cooking brat wurst, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TRY IT! You’ll only end up like this poor guy. But lets think for a moment. It may seems somewhat logical, given that the companion to washers are nuts. However, by doing this “experiment”, you open yourself “your brat wurst” up to speculation smirks from women wondering just what size washer you so stupidly got stuck on your brat wurst.
Here’s hoping if you get caught with your pants down, and washer on that its a JUMBO! 
Happy Memorial Day!
May 26, 2008 by Skoch · Leave a Comment
Don’t know how to express you Patriotism on such a proud American Holiday? Then let the Whitest Kids You Know show you how!
God Bless America & USA! USA! USA!
90210 is Back!
May 14, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 6 Comments
Check out the new cast of the new 90210.
What is wrong with this picture?
May 12, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 2 Comments
Okay, congrats to the Bush family on the recent wedding of the blonde (=cuter) sister, Jenna in Crawford, Texas. From the pictures given out to the press, I think the wedding was pretty. It was low-key and simple, according to Jenna, just like her. Also, coming from someone who went to college minutes from the Bush ranch, they did a great job with the location they were dealing with. (People dressed-up geese okay?) I would think that since Jenna is already the cuter sister and she’s getting married first, Jenna should have been as careful as possible about making her twin sister Barbara, feel bad. So can someone please explain this to me? Read more
