Evil Twins
May 28, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
This tool guy from a random pool in Dallas, Texas, and Dr. Seuss’ Sneetches!
You Decide! Who’s hotter? (but more importantly, shouldnt we seek out the wretched tatoo parlor where this dude received this horrible tatoo and make them at least give him a refund?)
What is wrong with this picture?
May 12, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 2 Comments
Okay, congrats to the Bush family on the recent wedding of the blonde (=cuter) sister, Jenna in Crawford, Texas. From the pictures given out to the press, I think the wedding was pretty. It was low-key and simple, according to Jenna, just like her. Also, coming from someone who went to college minutes from the Bush ranch, they did a great job with the location they were dealing with. (People dressed-up geese okay?) I would think that since Jenna is already the cuter sister and she’s getting married first, Jenna should have been as careful as possible about making her twin sister Barbara, feel bad. So can someone please explain this to me? Read more
In the News…
As you all may have been following on the news, there is a group of people in Texas who have love to get married and bang.
I managed to get this photo of one of them, Marie, 32, mother of three children. If you don’t think they are crazy, ask her why she thinks this is her “husband”, which is as you can clearly see is actually just an old telephone poll.
