Evil Twins

This tool guy from a random pool in Dallas, Texas, and Dr. Seuss’ Sneetches!

You Decide! Who’s hotter? (but more importantly, shouldnt we seek out the wretched tatoo parlor where this dude received this horrible tatoo and make them at least give him a refund?)

Worst Celeb Tattoos EVAR!!!

TMZ has a great gallery up today (link) filled with lifelong regret and poor decisions.  Oooh, my favorite!

I mean honestly, who the f@&k gets this on their arm!?  I just don’t see how it happens.  Unless of course Scarlett Johansson is actually a cyborg controlled by Care Bears from the future…