Kimbo Slice Should Change Name to Kimbo Ear-Exploder
June 2, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 2 Comments
Okay so here I am with another sports post, but I can’t help but comment on this utterly disgusting disaster. Oh and I think Keane with be particularly pleased with this video since he likes UFC (yeah I know what it stands for) so much.
Poor James “Colossus” Thompson. He got smacked upside the head by Kimbo Slice and his ear literally exploded in blood and pus; immediately prompting doctors to end the fight.
This is just plain gross though. I mean, yes, the guys are almost all incredibly ripped, hot hunks of manliness, but I don’t know, there’s just something so NOT attractive about a guy stumbling around googly-eyed with an ear so mangled that it explodes upon impact!
On another note, I dont’ think I will ever be able to eat cauliflower again . . .
Terrell Owens: The Next Marlon Brando?
May 23, 2008 by bz · Leave a Comment
Terrell Owens’ recent stint on “Under One Roof” apparently got him excited about his budding acting career. “I can act” he articulated in a recent interview about the role. Perhaps jumping ahead a few steps in his career, I guess he seems himself as quite the thespian, noting that “I don’t really see myself limiting myself just to comedy.” I don’t doubt it, considering the talent i’ve seen from him in this role.
Anti- Yuppi- Kickball- Front
May 22, 2008 by Christian · 2 Comments
Apparently a big issue in Washington D.C. but Kickball Yuppies have now moved their way here to Dallas. First it was kind of cute, but now it seems as Gay as Gaytown. What happen to Indoor Soccer or Softball people were used to… I mean Kickball, really, I never even played this is Grade School. We would always pick-up the ball and start playing rugby like real men. This anti yuppi kickball site is pretty interesting, and after reading it, I may be joining their guerilla front. Check out the Link here.
Baseball Player Ramirez: Video of High-Five for Double Play (also needs haircut)
May 15, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 3 Comments
I’m sure everyone will be surprised to see this post from me, the ultimate anti-sports person, like ever. However, when I saw this video I couldn’t resist. Manny Ramirez , left fielder for the Boston Red Sox made an incredible double play in a game against the Baltimore Orioles last night. Not only did he sprint to catch a pop fly, but he also climbed the back wall, high-fived a Boston fan, and returned the ball to first for a double play. Nice job Manny! Now about your hair . . .
Our Second Favorite Coach
May 13, 2008 by Adam · 2 Comments
Earlier this year, I wrote a quick profile on our favorite coach here at y2kers, Bob Stoops. Here is an interesting story about our second favorite coach, Mike Leach. http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=schlabach_mark&id=3385098
According to that article, this is a picture he had drawn of himself as a replica of Vincent Van Gogh’s self-portrait. Awesome.
Sausage Fest 2008
Spencer Tunick of Brooklyn, NY is planning an art project of 2,008 naked people in a Vienna soccer stadium to celebrate the Euro 2008 soccer tournament. I can’t see how one can correlate naked people with a soccer tournament, but I guess if you don’t mind some pork swords sprinkled in here and there, it’s cheaper than going to the strip club.
Have You Heard the One About the Okie State Fan and the Sports Illustrated Writer?
May 7, 2008 by Skoch · 2 Comments
Taken directly from si.com mailbag written by Stewart Mandel:
“You guys ran a story on how Iowa State is fixing up their stadium, but Boone Pickens Stadium is looking great and is 1,000 times better looking than it used to be. Why isn’t there a story about BPS? Why is it that the national media continues to ignore Oklahoma State even though they have had one of the most prolific offenses over the last two years?
– James White, Stillwater, Okla.
Because they go 6-6 every year. But I’m sure the stadium is lovely.”
Sorry Boone, maybe another $165 million will help… ROFL!
Thanks for the tip Cullen!
How do I love thee? Let me count the laps…
May 7, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 5 Comments
If this hot hunk of man material has your heart all aflutter, have I got a site for you. Now the 75 million Nascar lovers in the US can meet online and become, well, lovers. Please, find your soul mate here, because we don’t want you people breeding with normal humans. Oh, and can somebody please get this guy a razor?
Baby Tossing!
April 29, 2008 by Skoch · 8 Comments
Imagine how awesome it would be if we brought this to America and treated it like any other sport. Instead of breeding for height and strength we would be breeding for bone density and “bounciness”…
Will Jones’ Turbo (or is it Tubby?) Cardio…
April 29, 2008 by Skoch · 7 Comments
I love this kid, what an amazing inspiration to us all. I only wish that he gets his own infomercial. Jock Jams and a fat kid adjusting his whitey-tightys on the internet, God bless America! By the way who is filming this and agreeing that its a ”good idea” for Will to put his full name on it like he’s Billy Blanks? This kid has a lot of pain and anguish ahead of him so everyone enjoy it now before we start feeling guilty. Now everybody do “The Backpack” in TURBO!!!
Check out Will Jones in 30 years after the break…
