Why you will NEVER see St. Standard Sky-dive . . .

Let this be a lesson to all you with bucket-lists, midlife crisis remedies, the Amazing Race challenges or whatever else makes you want to skydive. This dude, Richard Alvin Schindler, a professional sky diver (and cop), was killed! Yeah, he was flattened like a pancake when his chute didn’t open on a dive on Saturday. Now if I recall, sky-divers pack their own parachutes (to avoid terrible guilt if for some reason the person for whom you packed a parachute for died from the chute not opening). So it’s his fault he croaked, but if a pro can’t pack his chute correctly, what makes you think you can do it right?