Fergie’s in her own little world…
May 21, 2008 by Skoch · 5 Comments
Since Ashley St. Standard is off on vacation (boo hoo, like they don’t have internet on cruise ships these days..) it looks like I’ll be filling you in on current celeb gossip.
First issue of the day: It looks like some one at the Today Show dropped the ball and forgot to remind Fergie not to act like a whore on a morning talk show. How desperate does she look now that she’s performing this horrible version of Barracuda again on national television while giving seductive (read: scary, I bet the kids thought she was a werewolf since her eyebrows connect to her hairline) stares to 8 year old kids.
“Gee, thanks mommy for taking me to the today show, I guess we should have “The Talk” now since I’ve got eye-f’d on national television this morning… ”
Put those boobs to good use!
May 15, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Ladies, lets get real. If you have big boobs, they might block the solar panel! Plus, you can’t wash it. So how do you deal with how obviously sweaty you will get standing in the sun to charge your cell phone? I think this needs a little more R&D. But nice try, and I can’t wait to hook it up to my iPod.
The Tony Danza
May 15, 2008 by Sam · 2 Comments
When I am ultra bored, I like to prescribe myself a dose of google trends. It lists the top 100 things people are google searching at any given time.
Today’s SUPER trend, I will call it, currently comes in at number 36 (it may be different by the time you look).
36. Tony Danza Sex Position
Interested in what it is?
Click below! (Don’t worry, no pictures!)
On a lighter note…
While I was doing a google search for Howard Wolfson there, I came across a better picture. I (heart) google image search because of random pictures that show up. MNSFW
Great idea…
May 8, 2008 by Adam · 2 Comments
Thanks to fellow y2ker Michelle for the heads up on this one. The maker of the board game Loaded Questions has an idea. He wants the presidential candidates to answer questions from his board game. Lord knows they must be better than the questions Charlie Gibson and George Stephanopolous asked at the last debate in Philadelphia. Click the break if you want to see the 10 questions and my best guess at how the candidates would answer.
Best birth control ever!
May 7, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 8 Comments
All the parents of pre-teens and teens who were in an uproar over the teen pregnancy of Britney’s little sis can sleep well tonight.
One look at how un-hot Jamie Lynn looks in this photo will have those impressionable pre-teen Zoe 101 fans shaking in their mini-skirts. I can see them all jumping on the virgin-till-marriage bandwagon a la Jessica Simpson! Oh and don’t think the pre-teens are the only ones affected by this scary photo. The older, Cosmo-reading age group (=me), are freaking out too. I am sure we will find lots of them swearing they’ll adopt a la Angelina Jolie (at least that’s what she did to get 3/5 of her kids!)
Miley = too hot for Disney, Meet Selena Gomez
May 7, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Disney execs are in a tizzy about what to do with the suddenly HOT Miley Cyrus. The word on the street is they plan to replace Little Miss Bared-back with a homlier, less attractive version. (They use the word “wholesome”). Thoughts? Who’s hotter?
Oh, and what is with the obvious anti-blonde campaign? Do blondes, always having more fun, automatically look un-”wholesome”? I object!
UPDATE: According to a photo on NYPost.com, she wears a purity ring. Way to be literal Disney
If you are bored…
May 5, 2008 by Sam · Leave a Comment
Exotic Pet Guy
April 30, 2008 by Bitter Critter · Leave a Comment
Here is an individual I will never understand. This guy has said “NO” to the typical household pet. Instead, he tries to impress the ladies with a 12-foot snake, alligator or perhaps some annoying ass bird that nobody can understand what the hell it is trying to say. Really exotic pet guy! Here is an idea, get rid of the damn Gila Monster, move out of your parents basement, buy yourself a dog, and try socializing with a member of the opposite sex!
Will Jones’ Turbo (or is it Tubby?) Cardio…
April 29, 2008 by Skoch · 7 Comments
I love this kid, what an amazing inspiration to us all. I only wish that he gets his own infomercial. Jock Jams and a fat kid adjusting his whitey-tightys on the internet, God bless America! By the way who is filming this and agreeing that its a ”good idea” for Will to put his full name on it like he’s Billy Blanks? This kid has a lot of pain and anguish ahead of him so everyone enjoy it now before we start feeling guilty. Now everybody do “The Backpack” in TURBO!!!
Check out Will Jones in 30 years after the break…
