Isnt she like, old enough to be his mother?
May 9, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 1 Comment
Am I the only one who feels like Mariah is the new Demi Moore? Isnt she like really old ( by Hollywood standards)? I feel like I just saw Nick Cannon playing a high school dork with Christina Milian in that remake of Can’t Buy Me Love. I did a little research and it turns out, Mariah turned 38 in March and Mr. Cannon will be 28 in October. So no, not old enough to be his mama, but I feel like back in the day, his mom would’ve called Mariah and been like, “Hey Mariah, can you babysit for Nick this Friday night?”
Creepy babysitter age gap. Gross.
Its prob just a publicity stunt for her new album. And c’mon, let’s face it, no new album of hers will ever top Daydream and Butterfly. Those were the soundtrack of my middle school awkward boy/girl dances!
Liv Tyler is Splitsville from Royston Langdon
May 8, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 3 Comments
SEPARATED! I’m sad to hear it Liv! However, I would just like to say snaps for lasting 5 years and you were way too hot for that dude anyway. Also, good job keeping your last name, now you don’t have to change it back, although Liv Langdon has a nice ring to it, but it doesnt matter now. Oh and now that you have to work on custody, just make sure whoever gets it, gets that kid a haircut. Thanks!
In the News…
As you all may have been following on the news, there is a group of people in Texas who have love to get married and bang.
I managed to get this photo of one of them, Marie, 32, mother of three children. If you don’t think they are crazy, ask her why she thinks this is her “husband”, which is as you can clearly see is actually just an old telephone poll.
