Jessica Simpson Goes Country!
June 5, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 1 Comment
Okay, I think she is being a bit too literal here. Its not like country singers still wear rhinestones and have big hair. Can’t she take a cue from Carrie Underwood (Romo would approve) or Faith Hill and be chic and stylish and just happen to sing country? People don’t like forced images. You’re trying too hard J. Simp! Just back off and release the single and chill. Then get rid of your hideous gay husband/hair dresser, find a kennel for the dog, dress cute again and see what happens! (if the song is good that is)
Tacky!
June 2, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Looks like Jessica Simpson is really getting into character for her new album debut in country music. Huge earrings, brassy blonde hair, fake smile, hand on sister’s out-of-wedlock-but-now-wedlocked baby belly. That’s just tacky. I think that they should just let the whole baby thing go on but not draw attention to it. I mean Ashlee Simpson-Wentz barely has a bump anyway. At least wait till she’s actually wearing maternity clothes before the tacky hand-on belly photos. (and is it just me or is Jessica chunking up a bit? Maybe it’s sympathy weight for preggers) Read more
Best birth control ever!
May 7, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 8 Comments
All the parents of pre-teens and teens who were in an uproar over the teen pregnancy of Britney’s little sis can sleep well tonight.
One look at how un-hot Jamie Lynn looks in this photo will have those impressionable pre-teen Zoe 101 fans shaking in their mini-skirts. I can see them all jumping on the virgin-till-marriage bandwagon a la Jessica Simpson! Oh and don’t think the pre-teens are the only ones affected by this scary photo. The older, Cosmo-reading age group (=me), are freaking out too. I am sure we will find lots of them swearing they’ll adopt a la Angelina Jolie (at least that’s what she did to get 3/5 of her kids!)
