Jamie Lynn’s Post Baby Makeover
June 19, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Okay, this was probably kind of mean, but when I found this website and saw how easy it was to go from plain jane to streetwalker with just a few clicks of the mouse, I couldn’t resist. Besides, now that old Jamie Lynn has popped out her little one, she may get some of the post-partum depression and hit a car with an umbrella and want to cut her hair. So I made some sample hair styles and makeup styles for her to use as a jumping off point.
Making your own streetwalker style is easy; you upload a photo and adjust some place holders and off you go to hookerville. Although the site is supposed to be used for makeovers, it is way more fun to make people you know look bad. ** Warning Christian:, I am looking for a pic of you that I can add hair and makeup to!*** Click here to start the humiliation.
It’s a Girl!
June 19, 2008 by Jessica · Leave a Comment
Another Spears in our World!
It has been reported by US magazine that 17 year-old Jamie Lynn has given birth to a baby girl, Maddie Briann.
Best birth control ever!
May 7, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 8 Comments
All the parents of pre-teens and teens who were in an uproar over the teen pregnancy of Britney’s little sis can sleep well tonight.
One look at how un-hot Jamie Lynn looks in this photo will have those impressionable pre-teen Zoe 101 fans shaking in their mini-skirts. I can see them all jumping on the virgin-till-marriage bandwagon a la Jessica Simpson! Oh and don’t think the pre-teens are the only ones affected by this scary photo. The older, Cosmo-reading age group (=me), are freaking out too. I am sure we will find lots of them swearing they’ll adopt a la Angelina Jolie (at least that’s what she did to get 3/5 of her kids!)
