Gas Price Relief in Your City!

 

With gas prices soaring above $4 a gallon on average in the US, I found  site that will help you find the cheapest gas in the city. (though you may have to drive and burn gas to get to the cheap stuff  cancelling out any savings. . . ) GasBuddy.com: Input your city or zip code and wham! cheapest gas in the city. Warning it may be exceptionally depressing when you discover that the cheapest gas in the city is still over $4 a gallon, but at least you tried.

Sex Sells. . .Just not as well as it used to!

 Looks like the average consumer is not the only one being hit hard by high gas prices. Turns out, the truckers who used to frequent Nevada brothels are just not making as many trips as they used to! That’s right. The spicy salons have had to turn to offering free barbecue and frequent f-er   er, uh visitor punch cards. I guess you gotta do what you gotta do. (But here’s a suggestion:have your HR staff at the brothel take a long hard look (no pun intended) at the current staff. It seems to me that if you have to offer free BBQ to bring the truckers in, maybe your girls aren’t so sexy . . .)

The Most Catchy Topical Post Ever

In the days of high gas prices and technology controlling the world, only Pamela Anderson and George Clooney can stop the rampage. Things like the Nintendo Wii and Playstation 3 with games such as Grand Theft Auto IV and Mario Kart can only hinder the effect of Al Qaeda and global warming. Then we turn to Kobe Bryant and his MVP award. Maybe he found it on Ebay. But then again, the thing most people turn to are things like nude people and South Park. Thats what she said! Theres always the outside chance that George W Bush can take over for Barrick Obama or Hillary Clinton if the election doesnt go as planned. Then again, The Office and Michael Scott would be a good second! So i leave you with the thought, how did you find this? Google? No, fate.