Land of the Free…Home of the Fat
April 30, 2008 by Bitter Critter · 3 Comments
With the consistent rise in fuel prices, more and more individuals are becoming aware of their current driving habits. This is a good thing, our highway systems needed to go on a diet. Do you know what else needs to be on a diet…FAT PEOPLE? Although it might be necessary, raising the price of fuel can wait. Obesity is a bigger issue in America right now. I say, forget gas and let us raise the price of cookies, fries and doughnuts. I get sick of fat people claiming they’re on a diet and that their weight condition is the result of a thyroid condition. Really!!!…I guess the fat lady in front of me at subway today was on the foot long meatball (1170 cal.) and a six pack of cookies (1260 cal.) diet. Guess what, Jarred didn’t get skinny by eating 6 cookies and he sure as hell didn’t get a thyroid transplant. Here is a diet for you; it’s called…Quit Making Excuses, Get Off Your Ass and Work Out Diet!!! Remember: “Anything worth obtaining requires discipline…NOT Twinkies”.
How to spend your economic stimulus check. . .
April 28, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
I like many, have been brainstorming an intelligent and conservative way to spend my economic stimulus check. Luckily I’ve found something absolutely incredible to spend my $600 on. Forget putting it into my IRA. Forget subsidizing my now dwindling disposable income that has shrunken dramatically due to higher gas and grocery prices. No my friends, click below to see what I plan to spend my chunk of change on!
Man Drinks 4 Redbulls a Day, Same Man Dies of Massive Heart Attack
April 25, 2008 by Sam · Leave a Comment
Do you love Redbull? Maybe it’s time to call it quits!
Healthy 40 year old Supermarket Shelf Stacker Alfredo Duran was thought to have consumed 4 Redbulls per night, he collapsed and died after failed attemps to revive him the end of his shift in 2006.
It his estimated* that with all of that Redbull in his system his work took the place of 19-20 men working 22 hour shifts everyday for 3,000 years, so although he died young he was quite accomplished.
