Google Goes Browser… Soon your PC will be all Google

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Google Homepage Features Swimming Sperm

FYI: be on the lookout when searching for various items that there is a sperm staring at you! Geez googs, could you be a little more discreet with your subliminal messages!

Google Earth has a Flight Simulator?!

So, I was looking up aerial photographs of a site at work today when I discovered something so unexpected and awesome that I just had to stop what I was doing an try it out.  Apparently in the latest Google Earth Update they added a FLIGHT SIMULATOR!!!  Don’t believe me?  Just download the newest version and press Control + Alt + A and you’ll bring up the options screen.  Pick an airport (or just use your current location), pick a plane (I prefer the F-16), and get to flying!  Just as a warning though, if you were facing down towards the earth when you chose to start from your current location guess which way the plane will be traveling.  Yep, gonna need to pull up!  You can use a joystick if you have one, a keyboard, or a mouse (my preference at work).  So what are you waiting for?!  Click the read link for a download site and Google Flight Simulator Instructions.  What will they do next?!

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The Most Catchy Topical Post Ever

In the days of high gas prices and technology controlling the world, only Pamela Anderson and George Clooney can stop the rampage. Things like the Nintendo Wii and Playstation 3 with games such as Grand Theft Auto IV and Mario Kart can only hinder the effect of Al Qaeda and global warming. Then we turn to Kobe Bryant and his MVP award. Maybe he found it on Ebay. But then again, the thing most people turn to are things like nude people and South Park. Thats what she said! Theres always the outside chance that George W Bush can take over for Barrick Obama or Hillary Clinton if the election doesnt go as planned. Then again, The Office and Michael Scott would be a good second! So i leave you with the thought, how did you find this? Google? No, fate.