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What is wrong with this picture?

May 12, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 2 Comments 

Okay, congrats to the Bush family on the recent wedding of the blonde (=cuter) sister, Jenna in Crawford, Texas. From the pictures given out to the press, I think the wedding was pretty. It was low-key and simple, according to Jenna, just like her. Also, coming from someone who went to college minutes from the Bush ranch, they did a great job with the location they were dealing with. (People dressed-up geese okay?) I would think that since Jenna is already the cuter sister and she’s getting married first, Jenna should have been as careful as possible about making her twin sister Barbara, feel bad.  So can someone please explain this to me? Read more

The Most Catchy Topical Post Ever

May 7, 2008 by Dqyle · 6 Comments 

mario kart wii

In the days of high gas prices and technology controlling the world, only Pamela Anderson and George Clooney can stop the rampage. Things like the Nintendo Wii and Playstation 3 with games such as Grand Theft Auto IV and Mario Kart can only hinder the effect of Al Qaeda and global warming. Then we turn to Kobe Bryant and his MVP award. Maybe he found it on Ebay. But then again, the thing most people turn to are things like nude people and South Park. Thats what she said! Theres always the outside chance that George W Bush can take over for Barrick Obama or Hillary Clinton if the election doesnt go as planned. Then again, The Office and Michael Scott would be a good second! So i leave you with the thought, how did you find this? Google? No, fate.

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