Do you pants hang low?

Yes, and so does my weiner!

click here and turn the volume up! pants_too_low

 

IT is the best, and we dont like you Sales People

UPDATE: Photo of School-Lockdown Ninja

See this photo, a y2kers exclusive of the alleged ninja. Click the break to see the ninja! Read more

Yours and Mine: Have you tried it?

This is a hilarious article about the KY yours and mine lube commercials going on now. Check it out. (MNSFW: the article is from AdAge.com so its safe, but it deals with a “touchy” subject, no pun intended)

Want to know your future?

Okay, I’m as skeptical as the next person. However, I am also occasionally as bored or as stressed-out at work as the next person and need a distraction. So when I found this FREE tarot card fortune-telling site which is easy to use and pretty fun I was excited (plus for all my amigos out there, you can get a fortune in spanish!).   Incidentally, the first time I used it, it had some pretty right-on comments for me. Try your hand (actually you just click your mouse) and get your fortune, but don’t worry about ending up as Tom Hanks in “Big” this doesn’t grant wishes, it just tells you about your possible future! Enjoy!

Evil Twins

This tool guy from a random pool in Dallas, Texas, and Dr. Seuss’ Sneetches!

You Decide! Who’s hotter? (but more importantly, shouldnt we seek out the wretched tatoo parlor where this dude received this horrible tatoo and make them at least give him a refund?)

Waitress of the Month