Calling all Free-Loaders!

 

If you are one of the many supermarket sample sluts (people who like to wait in-line for a toothpicked swedish meatball from a lunch lady with  five+ moles and a hairnet at Sam’s and Kroger), have I got a treat for you! Mark May 15 on your calendar.

McDonald’s is planning to give away free samples of Southern Style Chicken Biscuits and Sandwiches and Dunkin Donuts is gifting cups of iced coffee on May 15! McDonalds expects to give away 2 MILLION biscuits and 6 MILLION sandwiches! Dunkin Donuts predicts about 4 MILLION free cups of iced coffee will be given away. So, if your stomach is already rumbling, go on and get ya some on May 15 at a store near you! I’m trying to find out where to get these delightful freebies (they may not be in all locations), but to be honest I have had the McD’s chicken sandwich and it is nowhere near as good as Chic-fil-a. I’d rather pay and get something I know tastes good, especially if the McD’s employees have five+ moles.

PS. I thought we were in a global food crisis. How does millions of free sandwiches and cups of coffee factor in?