Put those boobs to good use!

Ladies, lets get real. If you have big boobs, they might block the solar panel! Plus, you can’t wash it. So how do you deal with how obviously sweaty you will get standing in the sun to charge your cell phone? I think this needs a little more R&D. But nice try, and I can’t wait to hook it up to my iPod.

They’re all the rage . . .

Quick! Where can you go to pay someone to ruin a perfectly good pair of jeans? Stumped? Not anymore. Click Here. (you must play the video, this lady is crazy!) Read more

“Wooden it be mice”

I thought we were trying to save the rainforest; so in the quest for “green” everything, which is better: Injectable-mold-made plastic mice, or hardwood, handcrafted wooden ones? I think we should all just get laptops and use those finger pad thingies.

Check out all the options here . You can even have it engraved however you like!

Is it just me or does this look like a cockroach?

Dove’s “Real” Beauties are FAKE!

A retoucher, Pascal Dangin of New York’s Box Studios, was recently quoted in an article for The New Yorker saying he retouched the photos in Dove’s Campaign for Real Beauty:

“Do you know how much retouching was on that?” he asked. “But it was great to do, a challenge, to keep everyone’s skin and faces showing the mileage but not looking unattractive.” 

Dove’s ad agency spokesperson didn’t fess up to knowing about any of it:
“There was no retouching of the women,” she said. “If there was a hair that was up in the air, that might have been the kind of retouching that was done. But until I know what he actually worked on, I can’t comment on it.” 

Will we hear a public outcry for this? Will the real ”real” women speak out against Dove for misleading them? I mean, we already feel bad that we don’t have Gisele Bunchen’s butt or Scarlett Johansen’s boobs. But what happens when Dove, who’s supposed to be featuring our fellow sisters in flab, makes the ad’s subjects look even better than us normal people? I predict “hit fitting the shan”

I on the other hand am just making two notes to self:
#1-no cookies after lunch today
#2 For important photos, hire Mr. Dangin. 

Comments, thoughts?

Big Speaker Guy

 

 

An individual pulled up next to me while at a stoplight today.  His “cool guy” speakers were so damn loud my mirrors were literally shaking on my car.  WHAT THE EFF!  Are people still buying these big ass speakers?  Wasn’t this a trend 10 years ago?  New flash big speaker guy; you’re an adult now.  The 90’s are over, so stop being an asshole, sell your big, annoying, speakers and pay off that BMG account that you started when you were 15.

 

Everything Old is New Again!

Get excited. The color changing tees of the 90s are back and now they’re called “ChangeMe” you know you want one.

OLD:
 

NEW:

 

Get yours here:
http://www.changemeclothing.com/products/heat-activated-shirt

I mean I can’t wait to pull on a shirt that will show off my body temp like an infrared camera. Bring on the bright colored underarms.

How to spend your economic stimulus check. . .

I like many, have been brainstorming an intelligent and conservative way to spend my economic stimulus check. Luckily I’ve found something absolutely incredible to spend my $600 on. Forget putting it into my IRA. Forget subsidizing my now dwindling disposable income that has shrunken dramatically due to higher gas and grocery prices. No my friends, click below to see what I plan to spend my chunk of change on!

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Do you have big testicles and just aren’t sure how to show the world this golden gift you have?

I think I have what you need! Read more