What not to do with a washer .. .
June 2, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Okay boys, a word of warning. No matter how curious you become on weekends while simultaneously fixing your car (or whatever you use washers for) and cooking brat wurst, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TRY IT! You’ll only end up like this poor guy. But lets think for a moment. It may seems somewhat logical, given that the companion to washers are nuts. However, by doing this “experiment”, you open yourself “your brat wurst” up to speculation smirks from women wondering just what size washer you so stupidly got stuck on your brat wurst.
Here’s hoping if you get caught with your pants down, and washer on that its a JUMBO! 
It’s a exciting Month!!! Cern, Apple, Archer Quinn
June 2, 2008 by Christian · Leave a Comment
June is an Exciting Month full of all kinds of upcoming news and events. We have apple releasing the new iphone and Archer Quinn debuting his Free Energy Device and to top it all Off, none of it will matter because of the Black Hole that Cerns Large Hadron Collidor creates will consume the earth.
Get Ready, the Aliens are here!!! I can’t wait to Shotgun a beer with one.
Well folks, they’re here!!! What questions will you have for them? I know I personally will be shotgunning a beer when I get the chance to Visit with them, showing them how much Earth and the USA rules. Check out what’s on the Video here, not the actual video, but explanation of what the little guy is doing… Oh, Live Coverage Blog Here.
Prostitute or Prom Queen?
May 13, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 3 Comments
What is the matter with kids today? Their high school, which actually gave them a sheet outlining appropriate dress code for the prom, won’t let them into their prom when they, *gasp*
don’t follow dress code.
More importantly, where are the parents who allowed her out of the house in this?
(and why do I suddenly feel like Im turning into my mother?)
NOTEABLE QUOTES:
Reporter: What did they tell you when you arrived
Prostitute/Prom Queen: She said I couldnt come in because I didnt have any undergarments on
Reporter: And how did you respond?
Prostitute/Prom Queen: I ak-sked her what’s her problem ’cause I did have some on!
Click here and decide for yourself: You decide!
CERN, Worlds Largest Hadron Collider or Human Existance Eraser
May 9, 2008 by Christian · 12 Comments
In case you didn’t know, you only have a month to live. Scheduled for June 2008 first test, the CERN - Large Hadron Collider will be switched on. You understand that the purpose of this particle accelerator is to figure out how our universe was made, and hopefully create miniature black holes… Here’s a quick fact, we have many pictures from space showing black holes doing exactly what we think they do, and that is Swallowing entire galaxies. So, when we switch this puppy on next month, create a blackhole, it in turns consumes the earth and surrounding galaxy, what will you be thinking about?
Obligatory Art/Culture Post:
May 8, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
My favorite animals are elephants, and i found this site this morning. If you need a chill break its a great place to stop and appreciate the beauty of animals! (Plus, I can’t find anymore pics of preggo Jamie-Lynn at the moment)
Check the rest out for yourself HERE
InterWebs Travel Fast, The fat Cats know it!!!
May 7, 2008 by Christian · 2 Comments
Well Fat Cat Dell responded to the Post about the Wasteful Shipping practices done by what appears to be their third party Vendors… So, My thoughts… AWESOME JOB DELL,!!! say…WHAT!!! now WAIT WAIT WAIT right there… I am NO DELL FANBOY OK, I use APPLe and have been for a while now… But…. I am a PRO-CUSTOMER SERVICE Man, and WiLL Always be for quite some time… So Please, Please keep reading on…
Save the Planet - Go Nuclear!!!
It’s true, we consume a lot of freaking energy. I just don’t understand how we have an energy crisis, we have the power
The Saddest Thing I Ever Heard
April 29, 2008 by Sam · 6 Comments
I was in Walgreens about 15 minutes ago, I went to get in line to check out. First thing I notice is that one line has about 6 people, the other only one. Seeing how these lines were following the “form a single line for each checkout” rule, I naturally went to the line that had one person.
Woman #1 from long line (Sounds about 40-50): There is just one line
Woman #2 from long line: It says one line for each register
Woman #1: I can’t read.
I never looked back, finished my transaction and got out of there as soon as possible. The more someone doesn’t know how to read the higher the chances are that they know how to use a gun.
