Remind me again, why did the pilgrims leave England?

If I recall correctly, those Puritans left their home country in hopes of settling in a place with religious freedom and who did not levy taxes uncontrollably. Hmmmmm. . . After reading this, I think it may be time for a boston tea party type thing for Ebay’s powersellers. Too bad, I loved to sell my old designer stuff for extra cash. Now the government is trying to cash in! Can’t a girl save up for Louboutins in peace for crying out loud!

The Most Catchy Topical Post Ever

In the days of high gas prices and technology controlling the world, only Pamela Anderson and George Clooney can stop the rampage. Things like the Nintendo Wii and Playstation 3 with games such as Grand Theft Auto IV and Mario Kart can only hinder the effect of Al Qaeda and global warming. Then we turn to Kobe Bryant and his MVP award. Maybe he found it on Ebay. But then again, the thing most people turn to are things like nude people and South Park. Thats what she said! Theres always the outside chance that George W Bush can take over for Barrick Obama or Hillary Clinton if the election doesnt go as planned. Then again, The Office and Michael Scott would be a good second! So i leave you with the thought, how did you find this? Google? No, fate.