Tacky!
June 2, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Looks like Jessica Simpson is really getting into character for her new album debut in country music. Huge earrings, brassy blonde hair, fake smile, hand on sister’s out-of-wedlock-but-now-wedlocked baby belly. That’s just tacky. I think that they should just let the whole baby thing go on but not draw attention to it. I mean Ashlee Simpson-Wentz barely has a bump anyway. At least wait till she’s actually wearing maternity clothes before the tacky hand-on belly photos. (and is it just me or is Jessica chunking up a bit? Maybe it’s sympathy weight for preggers) Read more
EVIL TWINS:
June 2, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Roxanne from A Goofy Movie and Mariah Carey. hee hee
Tatum O’Neal = CRACKHEAD
June 2, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
For those of you who do not know who Tatum O’Neal is, she was the youngest person (10 years) to win an Oscar (for the movie Paper Moon). Her father is Ryan O’Neal. Wikipedia her if you need more info. But the real scoop is that this child star is now a CRACKHEAD! That’s right. Ms. O’Neal was reportedly arrested trying to buy crack in NYC at a place well-known for drug trafficking. You’d think that since this is not her first rodeo with drugs, she’d be a little smarter about where she goes to buy them, but then again we are talking about a crackhead after all…
Get Ready, the Aliens are here!!! I can’t wait to Shotgun a beer with one.
Well folks, they’re here!!! What questions will you have for them? I know I personally will be shotgunning a beer when I get the chance to Visit with them, showing them how much Earth and the USA rules. Check out what’s on the Video here, not the actual video, but explanation of what the little guy is doing… Oh, Live Coverage Blog Here.
Want to know if Indiana sucks?
May 23, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Spill.com promises to let you know ahead of time if a movie isn’t worth the $12 bucks for a ticket and 8 dollars for trans-fat laden popcorn. In fact, they promise, “”If it’s crap, we’ll tell you.”
Gee, thanks guys. But, um one question. What credentials do you have to decide if the movie is or is not worth a trip to the cinemaplex to fight with gum-chewing pre-teens who giggle and suck face in the back row? I mean anyone can write a review, right? I prefer to see for myself.
Terrell Owens: The Next Marlon Brando?
May 23, 2008 by bz · Leave a Comment
Terrell Owens’ recent stint on “Under One Roof” apparently got him excited about his budding acting career. “I can act” he articulated in a recent interview about the role. Perhaps jumping ahead a few steps in his career, I guess he seems himself as quite the thespian, noting that “I don’t really see myself limiting myself just to comedy.” I don’t doubt it, considering the talent i’ve seen from him in this role.
God Bless teh Internets!
May 23, 2008 by Skoch · Leave a Comment
Could this be dare I say the greatest internet video of all time. Its one of Y2Kers’ favorite bands and I dare you to find a recent internet meme not cameod in this video!
BREAKING NEWS: AMERICA GETS IT RIGHT
May 22, 2008 by Adam · 2 Comments
No, I’m not talking about Barack Obama wrapping up the Democratic Nomination, I’m talking about David Cook winning American Idol. If any of you y2kers care what I think about the American Idol finish, check back after the break.
Jessica Alba Loses Long Battle With Singleness…
May 21, 2008 by Skoch · Leave a Comment
Jessica Alba lost a long battle yesterday as she was finally tricked into marrying this guy:
Honestly, how does this happen? They were married in a courthouse ceremony in Beverly Hills with no friends or family present, thats how it happens. The effects of GHB only last so long…
Fergie’s in her own little world…
May 21, 2008 by Skoch · 5 Comments
Since Ashley St. Standard is off on vacation (boo hoo, like they don’t have internet on cruise ships these days..) it looks like I’ll be filling you in on current celeb gossip.
First issue of the day: It looks like some one at the Today Show dropped the ball and forgot to remind Fergie not to act like a whore on a morning talk show. How desperate does she look now that she’s performing this horrible version of Barracuda again on national television while giving seductive (read: scary, I bet the kids thought she was a werewolf since her eyebrows connect to her hairline) stares to 8 year old kids.
“Gee, thanks mommy for taking me to the today show, I guess we should have “The Talk” now since I’ve got eye-f’d on national television this morning… ”
