What not to do with a washer .. .
June 2, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Okay boys, a word of warning. No matter how curious you become on weekends while simultaneously fixing your car (or whatever you use washers for) and cooking brat wurst, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TRY IT! You’ll only end up like this poor guy. But lets think for a moment. It may seems somewhat logical, given that the companion to washers are nuts. However, by doing this “experiment”, you open yourself “your brat wurst” up to speculation smirks from women wondering just what size washer you so stupidly got stuck on your brat wurst.
Here’s hoping if you get caught with your pants down, and washer on that its a JUMBO! 
Taking Celebrity Obsession to a New Level
May 28, 2008 by bz · Leave a Comment
Entertainment Weekly has developed a compilation of the best celebrity tattoos ever. I have to congratulate them on the wide range of celebrities and the cringe-worthy awesomeness of the entries. But after being completely impressed by these feats of social bravery, I wish I could’ve seen just one more:
Evil Twins
May 28, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
This tool guy from a random pool in Dallas, Texas, and Dr. Seuss’ Sneetches!
You Decide! Who’s hotter? (but more importantly, shouldnt we seek out the wretched tatoo parlor where this dude received this horrible tatoo and make them at least give him a refund?)
Waitress of the Month
May 27, 2008 by Christian · 3 Comments
BEWARE! Toad Venom Alert!
May 23, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
DANGER CREEPY GUYS: Go to your pantry and throw away all your toad venom it could kill you!
After reading this story I have to ask, should we really be telling these people this is dangerous? Aren’t we better off letting the whole “survival of the fittest thing” play out and kill off all the creepy toad venom eating people?
Are you dateable?
May 23, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
If you were one of those people afflicted with an addiction to Hotornot.com for five minutes in college, perhaps this will be an exciting link for you. You can take a test and discover your dateability. However, I will caution you. actually taking said quiz, automatically lowers your date-ability by 2 points beacuse you’re a dork. That’s not on the test, but that’s my rule, because who really takes these things anyway? PS.incidentally, i was a 7). Enjoy!
BREAKING NEWS: AMERICA GETS IT RIGHT
May 22, 2008 by Adam · 2 Comments
No, I’m not talking about Barack Obama wrapping up the Democratic Nomination, I’m talking about David Cook winning American Idol. If any of you y2kers care what I think about the American Idol finish, check back after the break.
The Ultimate Battle Between Good and Evil
May 15, 2008 by bz · 2 Comments
In what’s the funniest/most bizarre story I’ve heard in awhile, a welsh man “dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church”.
Start Growing Your Mullet, Dog is Back!
May 15, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
A&E announced today that “Dog the Bounty Hunter” will return to the network despite his racist remarks to his son in a taped phone conversation. That’s great, but does anyone see the irony of this dude’s name from the Congress of Racial Equality?
“Niger Innis, national chairman of the Congress of Racial Equality, said Chapman’s use of the racial slur was wrong. But he noted that Chapman “took ownership of the harm it caused” and “sought to turn his life around.”
Just checkin . . .
So I married an Axe Murderer . . . FOR REAL!
May 14, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 3 Comments
If you think your family sucks, just be thankful you’re not related to this guy!
