I hate the Enviorment, and it hates us!!!
July 16, 2008 by Christian
The Enviorment has got to hate us, we treat it like crap, why wouldn’t it. My favorite show right now on TV is Greensburg on the Discovery Channel (Planet Green). Alternatives are great and watching people come up with crazy ideas to replace simple items that we have become soo accustomed to is just awesome. The combustion engine hasn’t really changed in almost a Century. Check out this Video and pay close attention to the Aussie that has probably come up with a Device that will be put in place around the world.
Do you pants hang low?
July 15, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard
Yes, and so does my weiner!
click here and turn the volume up! pants_too_low
Coming Soon - Start Training
July 14, 2008 by Christian
Start your Training for the 2008 iPhone Olympics. Stay tuned to the site for sign up sheet and upcoming date for the Event, as well as the particular event that will be played for the 2008 iPhone Olympics.
Google Earth has a Flight Simulator?!
July 11, 2008 by Skoch
So, I was looking up aerial photographs of a site at work today when I discovered something so unexpected and awesome that I just had to stop what I was doing an try it out. Apparently in the latest Google Earth Update they added a FLIGHT SIMULATOR!!! Don’t believe me? Just download the newest version and press Control + Alt + A and you’ll bring up the options screen. Pick an airport (or just use your current location), pick a plane (I prefer the F-16), and get to flying! Just as a warning though, if you were facing down towards the earth when you chose to start from your current location guess which way the plane will be traveling. Yep, gonna need to pull up! You can use a joystick if you have one, a keyboard, or a mouse (my preference at work). So what are you waiting for?! Click the read link for a download site and Google Flight Simulator Instructions. What will they do next?!
Abraham Lincoln = Avid Facebooker?
July 11, 2008 by bz
I got a kick out of this summary of how facebook would have documented the civil war. The genius who wrote it should probably apply his/her IQ to better activities, but at least it made me laugh! (Sorry I didn’t just post it onto this site, but its a big image so just click the link!)
He’s so desperate, he reads the obituaries like personal ads
July 10, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard
Okay, these guys in Wisconsin tried to get their rocks off with a dead girl who they found in the previous week’s paper who died in a motor cycle accident. Police say the three men, carrying shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms, went to a cemetery in southwestern Wisconsin in 2006 to dig up the body of Laura Tennessen, 20, who had been killed the week before in a motorcycle crash. They are facing up to 10 years in prison and all the other dead Wisconsin residents can rest-easy in peace because they have now passed an law that it is illegal to have sex with anyone who cannot consent. I guess these guys need to move their taste over from doing it with dead girls to getting it up the butt.
Attention Wal Mart Shoppers: Blue Light Special on Racism!
July 9, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard
Doesn’t this lady have anything better to do than run around bothering Wal-Mart about a stupid comic book that she cant even read because it is in Spanish? What a waste of time. It seems that Shawnedria McGinty (no I did not make that up) was perusing her local Wally-World when she saw a cartoon that she thought looked like a monkey, or was it a boy? Hmmmmmm. She began to attempt to read the comic and found it to be in Spanish so she bought a Spanish-English dictionary (for all you merchants out there, that is what you call great cross-shopping!) and discovered that this was in fact a comic caricature of a little Cuban-Mexican boy called Memin Pinguin.
“RACISM!”Shawnedria hollered! But Shawnedria isn’t Cuban or Mexican, she’s black. Hmmmmm. At any rate Wal-Mart is pulling the comics from all shelves! I feel bad for the comic publisher, boy are they screwed with chargebacks! See the video featuring Shawnedria here.
Ticks on a plane!
July 9, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard
No, its not a sequel to the terribly un-originally titled Samuel L Jackson movie, this really happened!
Big Love
July 8, 2008 by bz
Ever wonder what its like to be 1,235 pounds? How about losing 525 pounds? Well, Manuel Uribe has experienced both. Now his next challenge is to walk - literally walk - down the aisle with fiancee Claudia Solis. However, he has some significant roadblocks ahead. His last attempt to leave the house “to attend Solis’ 38th birthday party in March — fell through when a flatbed tow truck brought to transport his reinforced bed got caught beneath an underpass” according to CNN.com. While I don’t quite understand how someone can weigh 1,235 pounds, I certainly applaud his efforts. If one severely obese Mexican man can lose 525 pounds, how is it that 1/3rd of American adults (who undoubtedly have more resources than most Mexicans) are so hard pressed to slim down?
What if Tattoos Told the Truth?
July 8, 2008 by bz
You know how sometimes you see someone walking down the street and suddenly their gloriously-visible tattoo catches your eye? Well if you’ve ever wanted to attach a humorous caption to it, you’ll certainly enjoy this article from the always funny cracked.com which pays tribute to the “I was waaaayy too drunk/high/asleep when I made this decision” tattoo.
