Sometimes you just need to get to White Castle!
June 24, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
What a cool boss! Aaron Kay, a soldier stationed in Okinawa, Japan was on leave to visit family in Michigan when he learned of the upcoming opening of a White Castle Burger joint and relayed his feeling “kinda heartbroken” about missing it to his superior officer. Apparently the Air Force understands the occasional need for White Castle! Kay was granted one extra week of leave so that he could be in town for the Grand Opening in Genoa Township. Pretty sweet! Harold and Kumar totally get it dude!
Calling all freeloaders: M&M Photo Candies Discount!
June 9, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Hey guys! If you have always wanted to get m&ms printed with a favorite photo, your wish is granted! (yeah i didnt even know they offered this either!) Click here for a coupon for 20% OFF printing! What a great Father’s Day gift (don’t forget it’s sunday!)! Or what a great mean gift ( you could print some m&ms with “Susie Sucks” or “Jack is a Jerk” or some inappropriate stuff for a bachelorette party or really whatever you wanted. Pretty cool.
One more reason Tulsa rules…
June 8, 2008 by Adam · Leave a Comment

49 cent quart fountain drinks at QT in the summer. In the city. In the summer. In the city.
Calling all freeloaders: National Donut Day
June 6, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Join the fatness today with National Donut Day. Krispy Kreme is giving free chub-inducing donuts at various locations across the US. Stop by, get free stuff, get fat!
Space Beer: The Final Frontier
June 3, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Okay guys: I found a great way for you to waste some dough! Beer brewed from barley grown in space on the Russian Space Station. Yup, those trusty Japanese have figured out a way to make beer new and exciting and to canoodle lots of money from beer-lovers throughout the galaxy. But get in line, the beer will be brewed in limited quantity.
Sex Sells. . .Just not as well as it used to!
June 3, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · 1 Comment
Looks like the average consumer is not the only one being hit hard by high gas prices. Turns out, the truckers who used to frequent Nevada brothels are just not making as many trips as they used to! That’s right. The spicy salons have had to turn to offering free barbecue and frequent f-er er, uh visitor punch cards. I guess you gotta do what you gotta do. (But here’s a suggestion:have your HR staff at the brothel take a long hard look (no pun intended) at the current staff. It seems to me that if you have to offer free BBQ to bring the truckers in, maybe your girls aren’t so sexy . . .)
MadaWHO?
May 15, 2008 by Sam · Leave a Comment
If you can’t buy adopt a child from Malawi like Madonna can. Help their economy! Drink their tea like I do!
It’s delicious!*
* This is just an opinion and does not reflect what Y2kers.com thinks about Malawa’an tea, babies, or anything that comes from that poor a$$ country.
Super Cook!
May 15, 2008 by Sam · 4 Comments
What does a banana, jelly some whipped cream and peanut butter have in common?
NO! They aren’t ways to toss a salad!
They are ingredients!
Have you ever had ingredients yourself and weren’t quite sure what to do with them?
Check out Supercook.com!
You put in what you got at home and it spits out recipes!
Don’t forget free Coffee today at Dunkin Donuts!

In case you forgot, free iced coffee today at 10 at all participating nationwide Dunkin Donuts!
Enjoy!
A new way to be a snob (as if Dallas needs any more)
May 13, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
I only eat the finest chocolate, and by finest, I mean whatever I have in my pantry. (Honestly, It usually consists of chipped M&Ms in off-season colors that I weeded out from my last baking attempt). Nonetheless for more discerning candy consumers, check out Candysnob.com. Apparently chocolate can have as many distinctive flavors as wine. And I enjoy wine tasting. However, it seems to me that it is much more socially acceptable to have a “chocolate tasting” alone on your couch than wine. Yeah, you never see choco-holics on that A&E show Intervention. Oh and I particularly like the section on Healthy-ish Candy for days when I want to cheat on my diet with less guilt!










