Let the Good Times Roll! Cars Rock Band DLC for 5/27…
May 21, 2008 by Skoch · Leave a Comment
I can’t tell you how excited I am to see this! The Car’s entire self-titled album will be released next Tuesday the 27th of May! It’s Just What I Needed, so Let the Good Times Roll! You can even sing and play along with your Best Friend’s Girl!
Full Track List after the break…
Jessica Alba Loses Long Battle With Singleness…
May 21, 2008 by Skoch · Leave a Comment
Jessica Alba lost a long battle yesterday as she was finally tricked into marrying this guy:
Honestly, how does this happen? They were married in a courthouse ceremony in Beverly Hills with no friends or family present, thats how it happens. The effects of GHB only last so long…
Fergie’s in her own little world…
May 21, 2008 by Skoch · 5 Comments
Since Ashley St. Standard is off on vacation (boo hoo, like they don’t have internet on cruise ships these days..) it looks like I’ll be filling you in on current celeb gossip.
First issue of the day: It looks like some one at the Today Show dropped the ball and forgot to remind Fergie not to act like a whore on a morning talk show. How desperate does she look now that she’s performing this horrible version of Barracuda again on national television while giving seductive (read: scary, I bet the kids thought she was a werewolf since her eyebrows connect to her hairline) stares to 8 year old kids.
“Gee, thanks mommy for taking me to the today show, I guess we should have “The Talk” now since I’ve got eye-f’d on national television this morning… ”
Why W.V. Went to Hillary
May 16, 2008 by Skoch · 2 Comments
…and yes, its because they’re a bunch of poor backwoods inbred rednecks. Just as we suspected…
“I’ve had enough of Hussein!”
Why I love John Mayer…
May 8, 2008 by Skoch · 4 Comments
“If I can’t get the girl why don’t I just tell her I’m John Mayer?”
BTW, use headphones at work on this one…
“Hey Brian, get me the guy who plays whistle on Paradise City.”
“Axel Rose?”
“I didn’t ask what his name was, just get him for me.”
Homeless James Bond
May 8, 2008 by Skoch · Leave a Comment
These popped back up on the internets the other day so I thought I’d share the LOLs…
Click through for the sequel…
If You Spent a Lot of Time the Last Few Months in Your Mom’s Basement Watching Star Wars…
May 7, 2008 by Skoch · Leave a Comment
…it’s time to catch up and I have found the perfect way!
It’s basically Barak SkyWalker vs. Darth Clinton. Now back to the basement! (And be sure to take a break every once in a while from the action figures to visit your favorite website!)
Have You Heard the One About the Okie State Fan and the Sports Illustrated Writer?
May 7, 2008 by Skoch · 2 Comments
Taken directly from si.com mailbag written by Stewart Mandel:
“You guys ran a story on how Iowa State is fixing up their stadium, but Boone Pickens Stadium is looking great and is 1,000 times better looking than it used to be. Why isn’t there a story about BPS? Why is it that the national media continues to ignore Oklahoma State even though they have had one of the most prolific offenses over the last two years?
– James White, Stillwater, Okla.
Because they go 6-6 every year. But I’m sure the stadium is lovely.”
Sorry Boone, maybe another $165 million will help… ROFL!
Thanks for the tip Cullen!
So…
You remember how we got out of that Iron Man movie and we were all thinking “Wow, that was awesome! Wouldn’t it be amazing to have that suit?”…
Oh Peter Griffin, You Slay Me!
May 6, 2008 by Skoch · Leave a Comment
