If you havent already heard the news, Josh Henderson supposedly knocked up Road Rules alum Kendal Sheppard. A true Hollywood love story. This all brought to you from the fine people at Myspace. Kendal spills the beans in a blog on her Myspace page. See it here. 

I can only think of two things:

First thought is - he shoots…..he scores!!!

Second, sounds like a classy girl that has to take dna tests from “potential” fathers. Yikes. Closs the legs lady, your baby maker works!

I guess any publicity is good publicity. And its too bad he couldnt knock up somebody famous like…um… the Orbit Gum girl.

If you haven’t seen it yet, the movie Idiocracy, which was written and directed by Mike Judge, could possibly be the best movie to never hit the theaters. The idea behind the movie is the world is starting to reverse evolutionize because stupid people have way too many kids and smart people wait and don’t have enough. So the world is run by the people you see at the river or in South Central. The President is a professional wrestler/porn star and Starbucks no longer serves coffee, but offers handjobs instead. Fuddruckers slowly changed its name to Buttf%*#ers and Carl’s Jr slogan has devolved from “Don’t bother me, I’m eating” to “Fu%# you! I’m eating!”. Masterpiece.

Stars Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, and that guy Dax from Punked. I know, genius.

Go rent it.

Watch this clip of the President giving a speech.

c/o ’00.

xoxoxo

…the weatherman? Remember back in the day the water cooler talk was all about how that stupid weatherman predicted snow but instead its 80 degrees and sunny? I certainly remember the Simpsons did an episode with that in it(Simpsons episode 2F05 Lisa on Ice). Now, its pretty much failsafe. I cant wait until the weather is predicted months in advance and is almost 99% accurate. Also, anyone ever notice how every major tornadic storm always travels right up Interstate 44?

RIP Stroud Outlet Mall

On another note, wouldnt it be awesome to know what the weather is going to be like this weekend at….the BACKWOODS BASH!!!! www.backwoodsbash.com

Reminds me of someone….

I kid, i kid.

xoxoxo

Damn.

Im suppose to be getting called back soon…

Dont forget to catch the hour long season finale of the Office tonight(NBC 9/8c). Toby is leaving and Michael is having a huge going away party for him. For more on Toby and Michael, check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO87KW-jM9A

…HIPPIES! I think i speak for most of America when i say that i wish hippies would take a long walk off a short pier! You quit trying for “the cause” years ago, you stink, and you use the word hippie to mask the real word…lazy! As Jenny said to Forrest Gump, “Go home”.

The new age of hippie is worse than any other. Ive coined two phrases for the two very distinct type of hippies we have now. First, we have the “get out of my dads Range Rover wearing torn up clothes and having a ratty beard with the ability to afford to go on tour with Phish all summer and buy drugs and other crap but have no job”. This hippie is the “Trust Fund Hippie”. Easy to spot hitting his bong while playing the PS3 on his 54″ HDTV in his loft apartment.

My second hippie, whom is much worse, is the “rant about why George Bush sucks and how capitalism ruins everything and get all my information from the Daily Show…and peace and kitty cats and why pot should be legal and no blood for oil….but really end up going to Walmart once a week listening to your iPod while driving through KFC in your ’87 Ford Tempo that leaks oil everywhere and has that gay “Coexist” sticker on the back”. This, my friends, is the “Hippiecrit”.

Woodstock ’69. Peace, Love, and Music.

Woodstock ’99. Violence, looting, and rape. Thanks Fred Durst!

Sure most of the music from the 60s was awesome, and being a hippie kind of meant something then, but being a hippie now is a step up from being homeless. Its a glorified homeless person. Animals clean themselves, why dont you?

PS Check out the boobs behind the mud people. I guess i like hippies now!