Josh Henderson….Dad?
If you havent already heard the news, Josh Henderson supposedly knocked up Road Rules alum Kendal Sheppard. A true Hollywood love story. This all brought to you from the fine people at Myspace. Kendal spills the beans in a blog on her Myspace page. See it here.
I can only think of two things:
First thought is - he shoots…..he scores!!!
Second, sounds like a classy girl that has to take dna tests from “potential” fathers. Yikes. Closs the legs lady, your baby maker works!
I guess any publicity is good publicity. And its too bad he couldnt knock up somebody famous like…um… the Orbit Gum girl.
The Best Movie You Probably Havent Seen
If you haven’t seen it yet, the movie Idiocracy, which was written and directed by Mike Judge, could possibly be the best movie to never hit the theaters. The idea behind the movie is the world is starting to reverse evolutionize because stupid people have way too many kids and smart people wait and don’t have enough. So the world is run by the people you see at the river or in South Central. The President is a professional wrestler/porn star and Starbucks no longer serves coffee, but offers handjobs instead. Fuddruckers slowly changed its name to Buttf%*#ers and Carl’s Jr slogan has devolved from “Don’t bother me, I’m eating” to “Fu%# you! I’m eating!”. Masterpiece.
Stars Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, and that guy Dax from Punked. I know, genius.
Go rent it.
Watch this clip of the President giving a speech.
The Photoshopper of the Year Award Goes To….
May 28, 2008 by Dqyle · 2 Comments
…Ashley St Standard! Here is the latest artist depiction of what she might look like. Through imagination and multiple layers, you bring life to your stories with well placed arrows, block outs, and whatever it is you did to the New Kids on the Block. We want to thank you for adding a certain touch that a waitress falling through glass could never bring. Heres to you….
Ode To Memorial Day
May 23, 2008 by Dqyle · Leave a Comment
Whats the Deal With…
May 21, 2008 by Dqyle · 2 Comments
…the weatherman? Remember back in the day the water cooler talk was all about how that stupid weatherman predicted snow but instead its 80 degrees and sunny? I certainly remember the Simpsons did an episode with that in it(Simpsons episode 2F05 Lisa on Ice). Now, its pretty much failsafe. I cant wait until the weather is predicted months in advance and is almost 99% accurate. Also, anyone ever notice how every major tornadic storm always travels right up Interstate 44?
RIP Stroud Outlet Mall
Ode To Our Fearless Leader
Blond hair, blue eyes, and full of ambition.
My “Thats What She Said” Moment.
So last week I went in for a job interview with a pretty nice financial firm here in town, and before I left the house, I was talking to Katah and her last words to me were, “Dont say Thats What She Said!”. I promised I wouldnt. So I meet up with the guys for a couple of drinks to talk things over about the gig. I said something about how the place we were at was pretty cool and one of the guys says something like, “Yea, i come a lot.”
Damn.
Im suppose to be getting called back soon…
The Office Season Finale TONIGHT!
Dont forget to catch the hour long season finale of the Office tonight(NBC 9/8c). Toby is leaving and Michael is having a huge going away party for him. For more on Toby and Michael, check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO87KW-jM9A
The Worst Invention Ever…
May 14, 2008 by Dqyle · 4 Comments
…HIPPIES! I think i speak for most of America when i say that i wish hippies would take a long walk off a short pier! You quit trying for “the cause” years ago, you stink, and you use the word hippie to mask the real word…lazy! As Jenny said to Forrest Gump, “Go home”.
The new age of hippie is worse than any other. Ive coined two phrases for the two very distinct type of hippies we have now. First, we have the “get out of my dads Range Rover wearing torn up clothes and having a ratty beard with the ability to afford to go on tour with Phish all summer and buy drugs and other crap but have no job”. This hippie is the “Trust Fund Hippie”. Easy to spot hitting his bong while playing the PS3 on his 54″ HDTV in his loft apartment.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors
came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don’t think it would be a
good idea to say, “I swallowed it. So sue me.”
