Do you pants hang low?

Yes, and so does my weiner!

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He’s so desperate, he reads the obituaries like personal ads

 
Okay, these guys in Wisconsin tried to get their rocks off with a dead girl who they found in the previous week’s paper who died in a motor cycle accident. Police say the three men, carrying shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms, went to a cemetery in southwestern Wisconsin in 2006 to dig up the body of Laura Tennessen, 20, who had been killed the week before in a motorcycle crash. They are facing up to 10 years in prison and all the other dead Wisconsin residents can rest-easy in peace because they have now passed an law that it is illegal to have sex with anyone who cannot consent. I guess these guys need to move their taste over from doing it with dead girls to getting it up the butt.

Attention Wal Mart Shoppers: Blue Light Special on Racism!

Doesn’t this lady have anything better to do than run around bothering Wal-Mart about a stupid comic book that she cant even read because it is in Spanish? What a waste of time. It seems that Shawnedria McGinty (no I did not make that up) was perusing her local Wally-World when she saw a cartoon that she thought looked like a monkey, or was it a boy? Hmmmmmm. She began to attempt to read the comic and found it to be in Spanish so she bought a Spanish-English dictionary (for all you merchants out there, that is what you call great cross-shopping!) and discovered that this was in fact a comic caricature of a little Cuban-Mexican boy called Memin Pinguin. 
“RACISM!”Shawnedria hollered! But Shawnedria isn’t Cuban or Mexican, she’s black. Hmmmmm. At any rate Wal-Mart is pulling the comics from all shelves! I feel bad for the comic publisher, boy are they screwed with chargebacks! See the video featuring Shawnedria here.

Ticks on a plane!

No, its not a sequel to the terribly un-originally titled Samuel L Jackson movie, this really happened!

UPDATE: Photo of School-Lockdown Ninja

See this photo, a y2kers exclusive of the alleged ninja. Click the break to see the ninja! Read more

Is it just me or is this a fashion TRAVESTY?

I got an email with this pic on the front of it this morning and all I have to say is I think we finally found something worse than crocs (then again, maybe they’ll be all the rage in california and all the stars will wear them and I will have about 7 pairs. thats a BIG maybe . . . ) Buy yours here.

Creepy Headline of the Day: Tap water chemicals not linked to penis defect

Um, if you’re preggers don’t drink tap water. It can make your baby boys wanker have its pee hole on the bottom instead of the middle. Though this article is about a study that did not find a link between tap water and pee-pee problems, other studies still suggest it but nobody has definite proof either way! So stick to bottled water. On another note, why didn’t we hear anything about this before they did the study? If there was suspicion of some link, why werent we all made aware? Why wasn’t the entire country privy to the initial suspicion of tap water making weiners wacky i mean there could be some disfigured weenies out there and its all because nobody told anybody about it.)?

Fireworks 101

Okay, another Today Show post, but I thought this entire story was pretty ironic. It supposed to be about safety and I have to admit this morning as I ate breakfast and watched, I was secretly hoping that the lady doing the story might accidentally catch something on fire with the sparkler and it would be a YouTube instant hit. No such luck, but they did give me some good info. Namely, details on knowing which fireworks are illegal. (Translation: which fireworks are the most fun!) I mean after watching them blow up a watermelon, how can I not ask for that M80 or whatever it was that they keep in the brown paper bags at the fireworks stand. Check it out.

Idiot of the Day

You know what they say, God looks out for idiots and children. That said, this guy is lucky to be alive. But he gets the “Idiot of the Day” award for jumping into a canal where he knew gators lived at their prime feeding time in the wee hours of the morning.

Oh and here are funny quotes from the Today Show article:

**”Finally, he heard his left arm crack and the alligator let go of him long enough to swallow the limb.”
**“At that point I didn’t realize that I had lost my arm,” said Edwards, whose only thought was to swim back across the canal to his friends and help. But the gator, having polished off its appetizer, came back for the main course. It hit the young man in the stomach, cutting him and knocking the wind out of him.
**”The alligator that attacked Edwards was hunted down and killed. During a necropsy, Edwards’ arm was found in the animal’s stomach, but it wasn’t in any condition to be reattached.

Sometimes you just need to get to White Castle!

What a cool boss! Aaron Kay, a soldier stationed in Okinawa, Japan was on leave to visit family in Michigan when he learned of the upcoming opening of a White Castle Burger joint and relayed his feeling “kinda heartbroken” about missing it to his superior officer. Apparently the Air Force understands the occasional need for White Castle! Kay was granted one extra week of leave so that he could be in town for the Grand Opening in Genoa Township. Pretty sweet! Harold and Kumar totally get it dude!

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