Tacky!

Looks like Jessica Simpson is really getting into character for her new album debut in country music. Huge earrings, brassy blonde hair, fake smile, hand on sister’s out-of-wedlock-but-now-wedlocked baby belly. That’s just tacky. I think that they should just let the whole baby thing go on but not draw attention to it. I mean Ashlee Simpson-Wentz barely has a bump anyway. At least wait till she’s actually wearing maternity clothes before the tacky hand-on belly photos.  (and is it just me or is Jessica chunking up a bit? Maybe it’s sympathy weight for preggers)
Oh and Jessica is quoted saying “They’re just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.”

Um, I’m an anybody, I might go so far as to say that I am a “somebody” on occasion (usually the occasion is karaoke night after 2 dirty martinis but before I attempt to sing Lady Marmalade or some other out-of-anyone’s-league-except Celine Dion’s-but especially-out-of-St. Standard’s-2 Dirty Martinis-buzzed-pee wee singing league)

I digress. Whether I am anybody or somebody, I do not “want to be them”! Ugh! No I’m sorry. I don’t want to be accidentally impregnated by a guy who wears more eyeliner and uses more hair products than I do.  Yeah, now that I think about it, I will pass on the whole accidental impregnation and forced by Joe Simpson quickie marriage. No thanks Jess and I think your standards may be just a smidge lower than they were when you and Nick were together.