Sometimes you just need to get to White Castle!
June 24, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
What a cool boss! Aaron Kay, a soldier stationed in Okinawa, Japan was on leave to visit family in Michigan when he learned of the upcoming opening of a White Castle Burger joint and relayed his feeling “kinda heartbroken” about missing it to his superior officer. Apparently the Air Force understands the occasional need for White Castle! Kay was granted one extra week of leave so that he could be in town for the Grand Opening in Genoa Township. Pretty sweet! Harold and Kumar totally get it dude!
Sex Offenders: Now they want to go to church!
June 24, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
So Georgia sex offenders are getting all religious all of a sudden. It seems they were originally banned from working at churches (because kids congregate there) and now they have also been banned from volunteering (this includes being in the choir, helping prep bible study or other even serving meals). These perverts say their right to religious worship is being compromised.
I have just one thing to say to these pervs: You should have been worshipping god a long time ago instead of ruining the lives or children or women or whoever it was you sexually offended. You gave up your rights to be a normal member of society when you crossed that line and I don’t think anybody feels sorry for you. Maybe you should keep it in your pants and shut up! That’s all.
Can you say “DUH!” ?
June 24, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Gee scientists, thanks so much for this very insightful useful research. I am so glad you spent money to discover something that anyone with a bladder knows on their own! Yes, this was a much better use of the funds, instead of say, CURING CANCER!
Turn’s out, Rover didn’t discover Ice after all.
June 23, 2008 by Christian · Leave a Comment
Last week the World was very excited when the Mars Rover appeared to un-cover ICE on the red planet. Under further digging, it turned out to be something totally different unfortunately.
Remembering George Carlin
June 23, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
I first saw George Carlin on Shining Time Station, a kids show that featured Thomas the Tank Engine, where he played a mini-conductor who told stories about trains! He was hilarious and will surely be missed.
Surfers Attack Paparazzi Defending Matthew McConaughey
June 23, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
SIlly surfers! Don’t beat up the paps! The ladies of Texas and beyond NEED shirtless photos of Matthew McConaugh-HOT!
Naked Cowboy can sue M&Ms!
June 23, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
A judge agreed that people who saw the M&Ms commercial that included a melts-in-your-mouth candy dressed in tighty whities, a cowboy hat, boots, and a guitar might wrongly assume that New York City’s “Naked Cowboy,” (aka Richard Burck, who takes pics with tourists when they stuff money into his boots, I heart America) in fact endorses M&Ms when technically he doesn’t (translation: the M&M people haven’t given him any money, so he is apathetic toward said candy) What a victory for the everyman. Standing up to The Man. I’m anxious to see how long it takes M&Ms to settle this little tizzy out of court. I caution them not to give him too much moola, he might retire and from the pic, Naked Cowboy is pretty hot so he can’t retire until I get to New York City and I can stuff his boots too! (thats what she said)
Love is blind, and STUPID!
June 23, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Tammy McCreary is an absolute idiot. Why oh why wasn’t she tipped off when her pretend-doctor husband failed to bring home a paycheck? I guess the scrubs he wore to work were just too convincing. Here’s another clue, smarty, why didn’t Mr. rich-doctor-man have a car? Yeah dumbo! Why, if he was such a great doc, did he have to hitch a ride with you every morning, huh? There is no excuse for this stupidity. Okay smart people. Someone do something exceedingly brilliant, actually 2 things, to help offset this absolute dumbness. The article also mentions this idiot whom we at y2kers.com have previously called out for idiocy. (see a rendering of their engagement photo after the break) Read more
Aww Matt, Where the Hell you been?
Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo
This Video is really amazing to me. There is soo many different people in this world and different places. People that never travel are missing out soo much on seeing so many amazing places away from home. I would love to travel the Matt Harding Itenerary, little simple Videos like this showing common interest all over the world liek dancing. I wish more Video’s like this are done.
No free beverages on US airways
June 22, 2008 by Jessica · Leave a Comment
Starting Mid-August, US airways will be the first major airline to charge for refreshments on the plane. It will be $2 for each beverage, soft drinks, juices, coffee and bottled water. They are also increasing the cost of alcoholic beverages to $7.
US airways is calling this the “pay-for-what-you-use” business model.
