Creepy Headline of the Day: Tap water chemicals not linked to penis defect

Um, if you’re preggers don’t drink tap water. It can make your baby boys wanker have its pee hole on the bottom instead of the middle. Though this article is about a study that did not find a link between tap water and pee-pee problems, other studies still suggest it but nobody has definite proof either way! So stick to bottled water. On another note, why didn’t we hear anything about this before they did the study? If there was suspicion of some link, why werent we all made aware? Why wasn’t the entire country privy to the initial suspicion of tap water making weiners wacky i mean there could be some disfigured weenies out there and its all because nobody told anybody about it.)?