Will Ferrell WHO?
May 7, 2008 by Sam
I don’t think it takes a medical professional to determine that a blood alcohol level of .578 is unsafe, however that was the case in Rohnert Park California last Friday night.
The police there say a 15 year old unnamed drinking king was partying with friends at home when they had to take her to the hospital. The Doctors worried she wouldn’t make it through the night but somehow she pulled through.
UPDATE: She already has scholarship offers from the Tri-Lams, the Delta’s and Sigma Chi.






Somebody wrote “Poop on my chest” on her arm.
yeah that was my favorite
“What? No one has ever taking a dump on your chest before? That apalling.”