Why I love John Mayer…
May 8, 2008 by Skoch
“If I can’t get the girl why don’t I just tell her I’m John Mayer?”
BTW, use headphones at work on this one…
“Hey Brian, get me the guy who plays whistle on Paradise City.”
“Axel Rose?”
“I didn’t ask what his name was, just get him for me.”














I dont have headphones and thus am unable to listen to the video til later. however, did you hear that mr mayer dissed Jennifer Anniston? Who does he think he is? She was like married to brad freaking pit? john mayer is really ugly and from the stories i hear, he is dirtier than the bathroom stalls in a strip joint.
pretty funny
hilarious
i love this. amazing.