Where Have All the Orks Gone?

The Orks are missing, so ive come to find out where they went. After many brave battles for control of Middle Earth, the Orcs and their boss, Sauron, were eventually upended causing mass unemployment for Orks everywhere. Lost, betrayed, and with nothing to do, many Orcs tried to start over and have normal lifes. Some got day jobs, but most ended up shanking and eating their bosses, which is very taboo. Pushed to their limits, they came back to what they were bred to do, hunt down creatures and get rid of them. One day as an Ork, Corky McOrk, was walking down the street whistling his favorite Christina Aguilera song, he heard a womans loud shriek. “A RAT!” she screamed, “GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!”. Corky sprung into action, caught the rat with his bare hands and ate it, there on the spot. He was awarded $20. This got the wheels turning. He started catching all sorts of critters, big and small, and he was good. Not to long after, he started his own company dedicated to the removal of any pest. His slogan was “Ork in, pests out.”. This was soon shortened to what his company would be named, Orkin.

And thats the REST of the story.