Fergie’s in her own little world…
May 21, 2008 by Skoch
Since Ashley St. Standard is off on vacation (boo hoo, like they don’t have internet on cruise ships these days..) it looks like I’ll be filling you in on current celeb gossip.
First issue of the day: It looks like some one at the Today Show dropped the ball and forgot to remind Fergie not to act like a whore on a morning talk show. How desperate does she look now that she’s performing this horrible version of Barracuda again on national television while giving seductive (read: scary, I bet the kids thought she was a werewolf since her eyebrows connect to her hairline) stares to 8 year old kids.
“Gee, thanks mommy for taking me to the today show, I guess we should have “The Talk” now since I’ve got eye-f’d on national television this morning… ”
She did use to do crack.
I LOVE Fergie Ferg.
again, I would like to reiterate how much she looks like the meth-addict from Rock of Love II
coincidentally i think it was meth she used to be on, not crack dqyle. we should wikipedia it
i read an interview with her once that said it was meth, keep up doyle