CERN, Worlds Largest Hadron Collider or Human Existance Eraser
May 9, 2008 by Christian
In case you didn’t know, you only have a month to live. Scheduled for June 2008 first test, the CERN - Large Hadron Collider will be switched on. You understand that the purpose of this particle accelerator is to figure out how our universe was made, and hopefully create miniature black holes… Here’s a quick fact, we have many pictures from space showing black holes doing exactly what we think they do, and that is Swallowing entire galaxies. So, when we switch this puppy on next month, create a blackhole, it in turns consumes the earth and surrounding galaxy, what will you be thinking about?
I’ll probably be thinking about the irony of how we came to be… These little ameba particles
that finally grow and in turn create great minds such as the staff here at Y2Kers. The same great minds that create a 17 mile collider that speeds protons as fast as they can go only to crash into each other. I mean really, it sucks soo bad for a scientist, they will have spent Billions and Billions of dollars and thousands and thousand of man hours to build this thing, turn it on, throw the switch, have particles race around this 17 mile collider
and then……. BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF JUST HAPPENED??? Oh wait, we won’t know for another TWO YEARS after we analyze the data… Sorry super smart nerds, but that just plain sucks…
If you do create a Black hole,I’d tell you one view I would like to have for the show..
why are they doing this in such a big area? cant they do a computer model or something?
I tried to do a computer model once…but he had to go shoot a scene for Dodgeball II. I got left with PC guy. Hes nice.
There have already been like 100 articles posted from idiots that don’t konw what they’re talking about saying this thing is going to kill us all. This experiment could lead to the discovery of how the universe was created. Even if this thing created a black hole, which all proven scientific evidnece says it won’t, it would be the size of maybe an atom and would not be stable and dissapate instantly. You think a black hole can just happen all the sudden like? Help yourself to a f&@#in science book cause you’re talkin like a f@#$in retard!
Just trying to help
whoa whoa whoa! easy, killer.. . and anyway everyone knows jesus made the universe, or something like that. They should save their money and give it to me to spend on Christian Louboutins. I really like shoes that are religious. (heehee)
Im with Jake. I say to combat this black hole, we all scramble in a big pile and get gay with one another.
Did you say get gay?
C’mon! These black holes from the PRESENT are going to end our lives! They took our town!
Derk a der
Has any information been release about the status of the promised LHC Safety Assessment Group study?
I would like to know that before micro black holes may be created at a rate of up to 1 per second, that a rigorously peer reviewed safety study will be published in reputable physics journals and appropriate time will be given for reasonable peer review based on the possible consequences to the entire current and future populations of Earth.
I read the 1999 RHIC safety study, and it did not contain any statements as to the safety of actually creating micro black holes on Earth. It did not address issues of micro black hole stability, it did not address Hawking Radiation, it did not address capture rates by Earth’s gravity and it did not address Earth accretion times.
Will this be done before collisions begin at the Large Hadron Collider, currently predicted for as soon as Mid-August 2008?
Thank you,
JTankers
LHCConcerns.com
1999 RHIC Safety Study: http://www.bnl.gov/RHIC/docs/rhicreport.pdf
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