Bad taste + hot husband = This very unfortunate look

Oh Posh and Becks! One of the hottest men in the world . . . and his wife. (so im a bit jealous, but have you SEEN the Armani ads(MNSFW)?)

Vicky Spice quite often makes smart fashion decisions. On this occasion though, we have a MAJOR problem! Apparently her stylist took the day off. Either that or she ran out of time getting dressed and had to run to the limo- with shoes and clutch in-hand-wearing only her dressing gown and her hair in a librarian-gone-crazy bun (plus her makeup makes her look dead). Whatever the reason for this hideousness, please take care of it, Mrs. Beckham. Since this is one of your first offenses, I am issuing you a fashion warning. But beware! One more stunt like this, and Anna Wintour and I will confiscate your husband and give him to a more derserving fashionista (=me)!