And the Pothead (no pun intended) of the Year Award goes to…
May 8, 2008 by Sam
Meet Mathew Gonzales and Kevin Jones. They won the award this year for most creative way to smoke pot.
Matt: Lets get high tonight Kevin: I agree 100% my good friend Matthew Matt: Bong, joint or blunt? Kevin: How about we go to the cemetary, dig up a dead body, decapitate it and use the head to smoke out of? Matt: I think you may have something
And that folks, is exactly what they did.
Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.
Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.
According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man’s grave, left with the head and turned it into a “bong.”
Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.
Wow. Argument against homeschooling (all three dead-head bongers were homeschooled.)
Maybe this should post should be entered as today’s “invention of the day.”
Didnt make me laugh or make me lazier. BUT in 22.3 years it will become funny, as AIDS is funny now. Give it time, young Padwan.
they should have at least dug up a woman’s grave…
Adams got Mung on his head….literally.