Get Ready, the Aliens are here!!! I can’t wait to Shotgun a beer with one.
Well folks, they’re here!!! What questions will you have for them? I know I personally will be shotgunning a beer when I get the chance to Visit with them, showing them how much Earth and the USA rules. Check out what’s on the Video here, not the actual video, but explanation of what the little guy is doing… Oh, Live Coverage Blog Here.
Well, Aliens Exist. Friday we will have definitive evidence.
May 29, 2008 by Christian · 2 Comments
Denver News tomorrow will be releasing a Video that shows an Alien just hanging out I guess. Supposely the Denver authorities are preparing for scared people and putting in programs to help calm people down after they in a month will be able to visit the little guy… About time the Aliens start chillaxin with us instead of ruining our cornfields.
Games PEE-ple Play!
May 29, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
(Christian: Why didnt you think of this?)
A toilet game to entertain you while you pee. Perhaps if these catch on there will finally be a line for the men’s room too!
Regrettable Tattoos: Part 2
In case you couldn’t get enough of the badassery on display on yesterdays post of celebrity tattoos, here’s another photo gallery showing more of the tattoos you love to see on somebody else’s unfortunate body. (There are a few repeats from yesterday in the mix, but not only are they better appreciated the second time around, they are worth going through to see some of the new entries.)
The Photoshopper of the Year Award Goes To….
May 28, 2008 by Dqyle · 2 Comments
…Ashley St Standard! Here is the latest artist depiction of what she might look like. Through imagination and multiple layers, you bring life to your stories with well placed arrows, block outs, and whatever it is you did to the New Kids on the Block. We want to thank you for adding a certain touch that a waitress falling through glass could never bring. Heres to you….
Taking Celebrity Obsession to a New Level
May 28, 2008 by bz · Leave a Comment
Entertainment Weekly has developed a compilation of the best celebrity tattoos ever. I have to congratulate them on the wide range of celebrities and the cringe-worthy awesomeness of the entries. But after being completely impressed by these feats of social bravery, I wish I could’ve seen just one more:
BAD CHRIS CAGLE!!!!
May 28, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
Chris Cagle got into a fight with his girlfriend and was arrested Tuesday!
What an idiot.
Let me just say, thanks a lot Mr. Cagle. You are perpetuating the trailer-trashy stereotype in country music that men beat their wives. But let me ask you this. Haven’t you heard that Garth Brooks song “The Thunder Rolls”? Perhaps you have had the pleasure of hearing the Dixie Chix “Goodbye Earl?”
IF not, let me summarize them for you. Basically, don’t mess with women. They end up shooting you when it’s raining cats and dogs outside, or they poison your black eyed peas and then run off together to sell Tennessee Ham and Strawberry Jam at a roadside stand. Live and learn dude, live and learn.
Evil Twins
May 28, 2008 by Ashley St. Standard · Leave a Comment
This tool guy from a random pool in Dallas, Texas, and Dr. Seuss’ Sneetches!
You Decide! Who’s hotter? (but more importantly, shouldnt we seek out the wretched tatoo parlor where this dude received this horrible tatoo and make them at least give him a refund?)
RIP Jack Mildren 1949 - 2008
For those of here at y2kers who are Sooner fans, a gigantic figure in the history of Oklahoma Football was laid to rest today.
Waitress of the Month
May 27, 2008 by Christian · 3 Comments
