Land of the Free…Home of the Fat
April 30, 2008 by Bitter Critter
With the consistent rise in fuel prices, more and more individuals are becoming aware of their current driving habits. This is a good thing, our highway systems needed to go on a diet. Do you know what else needs to be on a diet…FAT PEOPLE? Although it might be necessary, raising the price of fuel can wait. Obesity is a bigger issue in America right now. I say, forget gas and let us raise the price of cookies, fries and doughnuts. I get sick of fat people claiming they’re on a diet and that their weight condition is the result of a thyroid condition. Really!!!…I guess the fat lady in front of me at subway today was on the foot long meatball (1170 cal.) and a six pack of cookies (1260 cal.) diet. Guess what, Jarred didn’t get skinny by eating 6 cookies and he sure as hell didn’t get a thyroid transplant. Here is a diet for you; it’s called…Quit Making Excuses, Get Off Your Ass and Work Out Diet!!! Remember: “Anything worth obtaining requires discipline…NOT Twinkies”.
Its funny how cigarettes and alcohol are so spoken out against for its harmful effect on the body, but Big Macs go under the radar. I think every fast food item should have its nutrition on the container it comes in and a note that says “Eating this will kill you….eventually”. I’d like to meet the brain child who wrote this: http://www.heraldextra.com/component/option,com_contentwire/task,view/id,43090/Itemid,53/
BRB, i just had a Big Mac attack.
And on a side note. Do you know what the Dairy Queen liked the Burger King?
She heard he had a whopper!
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USA! USA! USA!
that guy’s belly button is bigger than my college dorm room was!