Exotic Pet Guy

Here is an individual I will never understand.  This guy has said “NO” to the typical household pet.  Instead, he tries to impress the ladies with a 12-foot snake, alligator or perhaps some annoying ass bird that nobody can understand what the hell it is trying to say.  Really exotic pet guy!  Here is an idea, get rid of the damn Gila Monster, move out of your parents basement, buy yourself a dog, and try socializing with a member of the opposite sex!